rlymax:

hey pull my finger

*finger detaches*

see you in court asshole

heebiejeebiesohmy:

excessunrated:

I HAD TO PHYSICALLY LEAVE THE ROOM I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD.

Baa na na naaaa

(Source: chickenuqqet)

(Source: unaesthetically)

gothqirl:

can we address the elephant in the room

(Source: untrustyou)

  1. Camera: Canon EOS 5D Mark II
  2. Aperture: f/5.6
  3. Exposure: 1/125th
  4. Focal Length: 35mm

mishaesque:

my favourite legend from the norse mythology is when a giant steals mjolnir and says he’ll give it back if he can have Freyja as his bride, but she refuses to go so instead Thor dresses up as her and Loki as her handmaiden and then at the wedding the giant places mjolnir in his bride’s (thor) lap and thor reveals himself and kills everybody and if that shouldn’t be made a short film with I don’t know what should

slydigged:

sexual orientation: not u

dicktho:

when you mess up talking to the person behind the counter 

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corrupted-teens:

Do you ever feel people staring at you and you like forget how to walk

(Source: fieryfruit)

  • Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
  • Cashier: Are you 18?
  • Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.

laughhard:

Walked into the computer lab, and saw this.

miketooch:

kangaroonemesis:

Im not sure the new IT guy knows what he is doing…

Nonsense give him a promotion and his own corner office

(Source: raymukada)