hey pull my finger
see you in court asshole
my favourite legend from the norse mythology is when a giant steals mjolnir and says he’ll give it back if he can have Freyja as his bride, but she refuses to go so instead Thor dresses up as her and Loki as her handmaiden and then at the wedding the giant places mjolnir in his bride’s (thor) lap and thor reveals himself and kills everybody and if that shouldn’t be made a short film with I don’t know what should
sexual orientation: not u
when you mess up talking to the person behind the counter
Do you ever feel people staring at you and you like forget how to walk
Walked into the computer lab, and saw this.